I was almost mugged today by this guy with a pair of overlapping triangles on his shirt. The Burning Shadow Dragon appeared out of no where and scared him off. This thing is more than just a good luck charm. It's a living duel spirit, and it protected me. It's pretty weird that my card is alive, but it's also pretty awesome. Making I can use it to scare people for fun.
Also, I've started betting money on my duels. I've gotten quit a lot out of it. Although, some of my friends are starting to suspect me of cheating. You know what I say to them? Fuck you! Take your accusations an shove them up your ass!
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Winning Streak
I haven't lost a single duel with my new deck. It's like that new card is a good luck charm! I might start betting money on my duels. Yeah, I bet I could make a lot of cash that way!
Anyway, not a lot of stuffs been going on since then. I guess I'll go now.
Anyway, not a lot of stuffs been going on since then. I guess I'll go now.
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Victory!!
I built a new deck for that card I got. I basically combined cards from my fire deck and my Red-Eyes deck. And I won! I got first place in the tournament! Fuck yeah!
I've been celebrating all night! I totally went to this party and stole a bunch of beer and now I'm drunk and I know it's illegal but I don't fucking care because I'm a winner!
And the night's still fucking young!
I've been celebrating all night! I totally went to this party and stole a bunch of beer and now I'm drunk and I know it's illegal but I don't fucking care because I'm a winner!
And the night's still fucking young!
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
A New Card
There's a tournament coming up for Friday The 13th. I was browsing the comic store for new cards, when a new employee at the store with a really bad sunburn on his right hand began speaking with me. He said he had a special card for me, and he'd let me have it for free if I beat him in a duel. I agreed. He brought me to a room in the back of the store and handed me a duel disk. That's right, a duel disk. Like from the anime. Except it was real! And it was beautiful! It was black with a red flame pattern on it.
And then it began.
"I'll take the first turn," The man said. "I'll start by summoning SlenderProxy Sniper!"
He summoned what appeared to be a gang member wielding a sniper rifle. It was level 3 with 1700 attack and 400 defense.
"Allow me to introduce this special card," he said. "If it battles a monster of level five or higher, that monster will be destroyed after the battle phase ends. And there's another member I'll be inviting to this party, because when I normal summon a SlenderProxy card, I can special summon SlenderProxy Thug from my hand."
This time he summoned another, bulkier gangster, this one unarmed.
"I'll set one card face down and end my turn," he said. "Now you can go."
This wasn't a normal deck this guy was using. I'd never seen any of these cards before. But that wasn't going to distract me.
I didn't have my fire deck with me, but the Red-Eyes deck I was using was almost as good.
I drew my card.
"I summon Axe Dragonute!" I declared, summoning the 2000 attack point powerhouse. Of course, the card he had placed face down just had to be spellbinding circle. There wasn't anything else I could do. I set 2 cards face down and ended my turn.
"I'll go now," he said, drawing. A chill suddenly ran down my spine. "I tribute both of my SlenderProxy cards to call forth the darkness that is the Slender Man!"
The being that he summoned was the most disturbing thing I had ever laid eyes on. It was a really tall, slim man wearing a suit and a red tie. He was bald, and where his face should have been, it was simply blank.
But it wasn't the appearance that really bothered me. There was something else about it, something I couldn't explain.
It was level 8, with 2500 attack and 2000 defense.
"Attack his dragon, now!" he ordered. Tentacles sprouted from it's back and entangled the dragon. But instead of destroying the dragon, it seemed to be doing something else to it. It then pulled the dragon over to his side of the field and released it.
"What did you do to it?" I demanded.
"Slender Man is able to convert monsters it defeats and transform them into SlenderProxy Hallowed," he said. "Now it's under our control. Now, Hallowed, attack him directly!"
The dragon slashed me with it's ax and I collapsed in pain. There was no wound left by the attack, but I could still feel it. The damage was real!
"I end my turn," he said.
My move. I drew.
"I activate a spell from my hand!" I said. "Ancient Rules! With it, I can special summon a level 5 or higher normal monster from my hand! And I choose the Red Eyes Black Dragon!"
They dragon appeared before me, roaring at my opponent.
"Next, I activate one of my face down trap, Shield Spear!" I said. "This card allows Red Eyes to gain 400 attack and defense this turn! Now, Red Eyes, destroy that Slender Man!"
The dragon attacked, but even though he took damage, the Slender Man remained standing.
"Why is it still there!" I demanded.
"Slender Man is a special card called a Fear," He explained. "He can only be defeated by other Fears."
"Well, then I activate my face down card, Reload!" I said. "Now I can shuffle my hand back into the deck and draw the same amount."
I shuffled the two cards I had and drew two more, then I set them both face down.
"I end my turn," I said.
He drew a card.
"Now to show off another of Slender Man's powers!" he said. "As long as he's out, I can summon SlenderProxy cards without tributing! I now summon, the level 6 SlenderProxy Quan The Enhanced!"
This man was the most muscular thug he had summoned so far. And to top it off, it had 2900 attack points, which waaaay OP for a level six monster.
"Now, I'll use Slender Man to attack your dragon!" he exclaimed.
"Not so fast!" I said, revealing the Magic Cylinders I had set face down. This card negated his attack and dealt him damage equal to his monster's power.
"I'm not finished!" He said angrily. "Quan, destroy his dragon!"
"I have another trap ready!" I declared, activating the Magical Arm Shield. That card let me take control of the Axe Dragonute and have it take the attack in Red-Eyes' place. I still took damage, but I got rid of the Axe Dragonute while protecting my Red-Eyes.
"I set two cards face down and end my turn," he said. "And since Quan attack this turn, h is now destroyed."
That was awesome. now I just had to deal with the Slender Man.
I drew.
"I equip Red Eyes with Axe Of Despair!" I said. "This'll give him a thousand point boost! Now, attack Slender Man!"
I knew I couldn't defeat it, but I could still deal some damage. I was now at 4600 while he was at 4300.
"I end my turn," I said.
"Since it's your end phase, I use my two face down cards," he said. "The first is the continuous trap Appropriate, which allows me to draw two cards whenever a card effect allows you to draw. My second card is The Gift Of Greed, which allows my opponent to draw two card. And thanks to Appropriate, I get two cards as well."
So we both drew two cards.
"My turn!" he said. "I'll start by summoning my level 6 SlenderProxy O'Zalia The Illusionist!"
This proxy was a twenty-year-old man with white hair carrying a glave. He had 1700 attack and 1900 defense.
"I set one card face down and end my turn," He said.
"I draw!" I said. "I set two cards face down and summon Alexandrite Dragon! Now, Red Eyes, attack O'Zalia!"
"I use O'Zalia's ability!" he said. "Once per turn, I can send the top two cards of my deck to the graveyard to distort your monsters senses and negate your attack!"
"I still have Alexandrite's attack!" I said. The Alexandrite Dragon destroyed O'Zalia. "Now I end my turn."
"I'll finish you!" he shouted. He drew a card. "I'll start by activating Monster Reborn to call O'Zalia back from the graveyard!"
And then O'Zalia came back and I thought "FUCK!"
"Next, I normal summon SlenderProxy Myrir The Butterfly!"
This time it was a woman wearing a sparkly butterfly mask. She was level six and had 1900 attack and 2000 defense.
"As long as she's out, SlenderProxy cards gain 300 attack," He said. "However, That effect won't matter, because I'm creating an overlay network with her and O'Zalia to xyz summon Unleashed O'Zalia!"
This new monster looked just like O'Zalia, only he was radiating a powerful aura that seemed to be distorting the reality around him. He now had 2400 attack and 2600 defense.
"Since I xyz summoned This card using O'Zalia, he gains O'Zalia's effect!" he said. "And with his new power, He can make his illusions real! And by using his overlay units, I can erase your cards from existence! I use both of his overlay units to destroy Red Eyes and Alexandrite Dragon!"
And then reality just kind of tore apart for a moment and both my dragons were crushed by his illusions.
"Now, I'll have O'Zalia attack you directly!" he said.
O'Zalia suddenly appeared before, glaring at me through glowing eyes, and he slashed me with his glave. I collapsed from the pain as he declared his second attack with Slender Man.
I pulled myself together just in time to activate my trap.
"I activate Sakuretsu Armor!" I said. "With it, Slender Man is destroyed."
"Damn!" He exclaimed angrily. "I set one card face down and end my turn. And since O'Zalia has no overlay units, he's also destroyed.
Now, I was pretty sure the cards he had put face down were traps. Fortunately, I had things under control.
"I'll draw a card and summon Mirage Dragon to the field!" I said. "Next, I activate the continuous trap Birthright, which lets me summon a normal monster from my graveyard, So I'll bring back Red Eyes! Red Eyes and Mirage Dragon have a combined total of 4000 attack, which is the same as your life points. Also, Mirage Dragon prevents you from using traps during the battle phase. Now, I attack directly with them both!"
And that's how I beat the guy with the weird Slender Man deck. He gave me the powerful card he promised. And I get to keep the Duel Disk! That's fucking awesome!
The card he gave me is called Burning Shadow Dragon. It's the most badass dragon I've ever seen! Level 10, Dark, dragon type, with 3000 attack and 2400 defense. It's effect allows me to summon it by removing 2 fire and 2 dark monsters from my graveyard. Once pr turn, I can either remove a fire monster from my graveyard to have it gain 1000 attack points until the end of the turn, or remove a dark monster to destroy a spell or trap on the field.
This card is awesome, and I'm gonna win with it!
And then it began.
"I'll take the first turn," The man said. "I'll start by summoning SlenderProxy Sniper!"
He summoned what appeared to be a gang member wielding a sniper rifle. It was level 3 with 1700 attack and 400 defense.
"Allow me to introduce this special card," he said. "If it battles a monster of level five or higher, that monster will be destroyed after the battle phase ends. And there's another member I'll be inviting to this party, because when I normal summon a SlenderProxy card, I can special summon SlenderProxy Thug from my hand."
This time he summoned another, bulkier gangster, this one unarmed.
"I'll set one card face down and end my turn," he said. "Now you can go."
This wasn't a normal deck this guy was using. I'd never seen any of these cards before. But that wasn't going to distract me.
I didn't have my fire deck with me, but the Red-Eyes deck I was using was almost as good.
I drew my card.
"I summon Axe Dragonute!" I declared, summoning the 2000 attack point powerhouse. Of course, the card he had placed face down just had to be spellbinding circle. There wasn't anything else I could do. I set 2 cards face down and ended my turn.
"I'll go now," he said, drawing. A chill suddenly ran down my spine. "I tribute both of my SlenderProxy cards to call forth the darkness that is the Slender Man!"
The being that he summoned was the most disturbing thing I had ever laid eyes on. It was a really tall, slim man wearing a suit and a red tie. He was bald, and where his face should have been, it was simply blank.
But it wasn't the appearance that really bothered me. There was something else about it, something I couldn't explain.
It was level 8, with 2500 attack and 2000 defense.
"Attack his dragon, now!" he ordered. Tentacles sprouted from it's back and entangled the dragon. But instead of destroying the dragon, it seemed to be doing something else to it. It then pulled the dragon over to his side of the field and released it.
"What did you do to it?" I demanded.
"Slender Man is able to convert monsters it defeats and transform them into SlenderProxy Hallowed," he said. "Now it's under our control. Now, Hallowed, attack him directly!"
The dragon slashed me with it's ax and I collapsed in pain. There was no wound left by the attack, but I could still feel it. The damage was real!
"I end my turn," he said.
My move. I drew.
"I activate a spell from my hand!" I said. "Ancient Rules! With it, I can special summon a level 5 or higher normal monster from my hand! And I choose the Red Eyes Black Dragon!"
They dragon appeared before me, roaring at my opponent.
"Next, I activate one of my face down trap, Shield Spear!" I said. "This card allows Red Eyes to gain 400 attack and defense this turn! Now, Red Eyes, destroy that Slender Man!"
The dragon attacked, but even though he took damage, the Slender Man remained standing.
"Why is it still there!" I demanded.
"Slender Man is a special card called a Fear," He explained. "He can only be defeated by other Fears."
"Well, then I activate my face down card, Reload!" I said. "Now I can shuffle my hand back into the deck and draw the same amount."
I shuffled the two cards I had and drew two more, then I set them both face down.
"I end my turn," I said.
He drew a card.
"Now to show off another of Slender Man's powers!" he said. "As long as he's out, I can summon SlenderProxy cards without tributing! I now summon, the level 6 SlenderProxy Quan The Enhanced!"
This man was the most muscular thug he had summoned so far. And to top it off, it had 2900 attack points, which waaaay OP for a level six monster.
"Now, I'll use Slender Man to attack your dragon!" he exclaimed.
"Not so fast!" I said, revealing the Magic Cylinders I had set face down. This card negated his attack and dealt him damage equal to his monster's power.
"I'm not finished!" He said angrily. "Quan, destroy his dragon!"
"I have another trap ready!" I declared, activating the Magical Arm Shield. That card let me take control of the Axe Dragonute and have it take the attack in Red-Eyes' place. I still took damage, but I got rid of the Axe Dragonute while protecting my Red-Eyes.
"I set two cards face down and end my turn," he said. "And since Quan attack this turn, h is now destroyed."
That was awesome. now I just had to deal with the Slender Man.
I drew.
"I equip Red Eyes with Axe Of Despair!" I said. "This'll give him a thousand point boost! Now, attack Slender Man!"
I knew I couldn't defeat it, but I could still deal some damage. I was now at 4600 while he was at 4300.
"I end my turn," I said.
"Since it's your end phase, I use my two face down cards," he said. "The first is the continuous trap Appropriate, which allows me to draw two cards whenever a card effect allows you to draw. My second card is The Gift Of Greed, which allows my opponent to draw two card. And thanks to Appropriate, I get two cards as well."
So we both drew two cards.
"My turn!" he said. "I'll start by summoning my level 6 SlenderProxy O'Zalia The Illusionist!"
This proxy was a twenty-year-old man with white hair carrying a glave. He had 1700 attack and 1900 defense.
"I set one card face down and end my turn," He said.
"I draw!" I said. "I set two cards face down and summon Alexandrite Dragon! Now, Red Eyes, attack O'Zalia!"
"I use O'Zalia's ability!" he said. "Once per turn, I can send the top two cards of my deck to the graveyard to distort your monsters senses and negate your attack!"
"I still have Alexandrite's attack!" I said. The Alexandrite Dragon destroyed O'Zalia. "Now I end my turn."
"I'll finish you!" he shouted. He drew a card. "I'll start by activating Monster Reborn to call O'Zalia back from the graveyard!"
And then O'Zalia came back and I thought "FUCK!"
"Next, I normal summon SlenderProxy Myrir The Butterfly!"
This time it was a woman wearing a sparkly butterfly mask. She was level six and had 1900 attack and 2000 defense.
"As long as she's out, SlenderProxy cards gain 300 attack," He said. "However, That effect won't matter, because I'm creating an overlay network with her and O'Zalia to xyz summon Unleashed O'Zalia!"
This new monster looked just like O'Zalia, only he was radiating a powerful aura that seemed to be distorting the reality around him. He now had 2400 attack and 2600 defense.
"Since I xyz summoned This card using O'Zalia, he gains O'Zalia's effect!" he said. "And with his new power, He can make his illusions real! And by using his overlay units, I can erase your cards from existence! I use both of his overlay units to destroy Red Eyes and Alexandrite Dragon!"
And then reality just kind of tore apart for a moment and both my dragons were crushed by his illusions.
"Now, I'll have O'Zalia attack you directly!" he said.
O'Zalia suddenly appeared before, glaring at me through glowing eyes, and he slashed me with his glave. I collapsed from the pain as he declared his second attack with Slender Man.
I pulled myself together just in time to activate my trap.
"I activate Sakuretsu Armor!" I said. "With it, Slender Man is destroyed."
"Damn!" He exclaimed angrily. "I set one card face down and end my turn. And since O'Zalia has no overlay units, he's also destroyed.
Now, I was pretty sure the cards he had put face down were traps. Fortunately, I had things under control.
"I'll draw a card and summon Mirage Dragon to the field!" I said. "Next, I activate the continuous trap Birthright, which lets me summon a normal monster from my graveyard, So I'll bring back Red Eyes! Red Eyes and Mirage Dragon have a combined total of 4000 attack, which is the same as your life points. Also, Mirage Dragon prevents you from using traps during the battle phase. Now, I attack directly with them both!"
And that's how I beat the guy with the weird Slender Man deck. He gave me the powerful card he promised. And I get to keep the Duel Disk! That's fucking awesome!
The card he gave me is called Burning Shadow Dragon. It's the most badass dragon I've ever seen! Level 10, Dark, dragon type, with 3000 attack and 2400 defense. It's effect allows me to summon it by removing 2 fire and 2 dark monsters from my graveyard. Once pr turn, I can either remove a fire monster from my graveyard to have it gain 1000 attack points until the end of the turn, or remove a dark monster to destroy a spell or trap on the field.
This card is awesome, and I'm gonna win with it!
Monday, July 2, 2012
Lost
So I didn't do too great. I ended up loosing most of my matches. Oh well, it happens. Although, I am really irritated by this one guy who used an Exodia deck. I hate Exodia decks! Ugh!
Anyway, I have college paperwork to look through. I'll update some later.
Anyway, I have college paperwork to look through. I'll update some later.
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